- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Dance is a sport

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

i lyk 2 eet pup

Knock Knock opens the door

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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