- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Thats what she said

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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