taking out the trash... at night

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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You suck big fat slobber

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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