One below was by me: Walter H

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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You and your parents are going to die today

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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