- Anti Joke

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Please? No.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker