- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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