Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

What do you call two dog? dogs

What does water smell like? water.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

arena football

Women's professional sports

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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