what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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A man buys a prius

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Justin Bieber

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CAS

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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