- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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