Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Religionh

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Jeff

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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