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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Vagina.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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