- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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