Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Hello.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

I have an erection My mom!

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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