- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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