Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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a seal walks into a club.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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Do you love me? No.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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