- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Women

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

politically correct!

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

this is not a drill.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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