Urban ghettos

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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I like the color potato.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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mexicans fishing

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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