What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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The Holocaust

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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