- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

A house comes around the corner.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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