whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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thomas!!!!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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