what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Thumbs this up

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Your face

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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