- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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