Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Your dads dead. lol

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Bob Saget that is all

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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