- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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