- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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