- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator