Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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