two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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woman's rights

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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BOTTOM!!!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Basically

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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