Do you know what's funny? 9/11

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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