- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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