roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Christianity

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Are you a tree

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

your life

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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