knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Why? Why Not?

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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