Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

You were born.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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