why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Guess what What

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

scientology.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

ejaculation JLR

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Your future.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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