What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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One day a man walked into a wall

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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