What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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