Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

the holocaust

Justin Bieber.

Anti Joke

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