If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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