- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

So I was walking down the road today

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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