How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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I read the terms of service.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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69

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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