roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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