- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??