why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How old is your mom Dead

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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