A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

penis

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

John Cena

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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