What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Weed.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Dusters blow stuff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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