How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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get in the car.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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