- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Knock knock Shut up

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.