A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Women's Rights

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Peas

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Knock knock Shut up

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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