What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Youre mom is so dead...

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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