What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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