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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Daniel is a fag

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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