- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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