What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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