What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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