- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

squash squash who squash my ass

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

did you stub your toe?

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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