you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Half life 3 confirmed

What is green and is not grass A frogg

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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