- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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