Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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I <3 Hitler

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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