- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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