- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

feminists.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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