what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Buzi vagy!

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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