- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

A man buys a prius

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

I love alchohol!

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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