What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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black people

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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