why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Anti Joke

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