- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

A man makes a sandwich.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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