whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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Face Hunter is scum

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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What? Yes.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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Trump will make America great again.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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