roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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