- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

A possesed goat: "moo"

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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