- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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