Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What did death say to life? Go die

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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