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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Iif your reading this ur gay

im gay

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

No!

What does water taste like? Water

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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