Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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epic win?

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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anus

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Ken wins!

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Women's rights

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