- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

why do mexicans get made fun of

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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