- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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