- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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